Post by B~nice on May 9, 2004 0:00:43 GMT -5
[intro talk]
=To all yall uninitiated cats, this is B-nice saying FYI, PMS will leave ya SOL or DOA
with a 187 MDK. So call up yo friends place and RSVP BYOB so you can POD
with some LSD till that shit blows over=
[verse one]
they say god put a curse of blood on eve
but the one who's cursing most seems to be me
my girl's PMS causes nothing but stress
pretty soon her panties will be a bloody mess
once a month this dangerous game is played
to see if I can go without getting laid
bowdlerize the words coming out my mouth
if I don't want the crazy bitch to flip out
she's like a gorilla on a bad acid trip
like a pancake the bitch just flips
throws out my porn and tears down my posters
the bitch is an emotional roller coaster
first she's angry, then she's bawling like a baby
the bitch is crazy, somebody save me
from the monster that use to be my girl
the worst three letters in the world
[chorus]
PMS, my girl's on the rag
PMS, and it's such a drag
PMS, I wish I was a fag
cause then I wouldn't have to deal with this shit
[verse two]
she may be surfing the crimson wave
but it seems like it's the end of days
an estrogen induce apocalypse
leaving me without a pot to piss
when that time of the month rolls around
I stay out of site and keep my head down
creep around the house like walkin on egg shells
and try to ignore the way that her legs smell
my girl may be small, but I gotta be real
when she's raggin she hits like Holyfield
it's a fucked up time, but it aint all bad
at least I know that I'm not a dad
so I just lay low and smoke hydro
and like her kotex absorb the flow
watch a lot of porn and masturbate
as I wait for her blood to coagulate
[chorus]
PMS, my girl's on the rag
PMS, and it's such a drag
PMS, I wish I was a fag
cause then I wouldn't have to deal with this shit
=To all yall uninitiated cats, this is B-nice saying FYI, PMS will leave ya SOL or DOA
with a 187 MDK. So call up yo friends place and RSVP BYOB so you can POD
with some LSD till that shit blows over=
[verse one]
they say god put a curse of blood on eve
but the one who's cursing most seems to be me
my girl's PMS causes nothing but stress
pretty soon her panties will be a bloody mess
once a month this dangerous game is played
to see if I can go without getting laid
bowdlerize the words coming out my mouth
if I don't want the crazy bitch to flip out
she's like a gorilla on a bad acid trip
like a pancake the bitch just flips
throws out my porn and tears down my posters
the bitch is an emotional roller coaster
first she's angry, then she's bawling like a baby
the bitch is crazy, somebody save me
from the monster that use to be my girl
the worst three letters in the world
[chorus]
PMS, my girl's on the rag
PMS, and it's such a drag
PMS, I wish I was a fag
cause then I wouldn't have to deal with this shit
[verse two]
she may be surfing the crimson wave
but it seems like it's the end of days
an estrogen induce apocalypse
leaving me without a pot to piss
when that time of the month rolls around
I stay out of site and keep my head down
creep around the house like walkin on egg shells
and try to ignore the way that her legs smell
my girl may be small, but I gotta be real
when she's raggin she hits like Holyfield
it's a fucked up time, but it aint all bad
at least I know that I'm not a dad
so I just lay low and smoke hydro
and like her kotex absorb the flow
watch a lot of porn and masturbate
as I wait for her blood to coagulate
[chorus]
PMS, my girl's on the rag
PMS, and it's such a drag
PMS, I wish I was a fag
cause then I wouldn't have to deal with this shit
