Johnnys Funny Drop TWO Full songs for That Ass!

[Johnny H]

[Chorus] shouldnta ate that chili [chorus]

What people hear and what people say
Aint got no effect on me because Im on the shitter all day
My browneye burns
when my stomach turns
i spit mad shit like
GODZILLA turds

[Chorus] shouldnta ate that chili [chorus]
[Chorus] shouldnta ate that chili [chorus]
[Chorus] shouldnta ate that chili [chorus]

I will clear the room like a anthrax threat
it cant be that bad.....wana bet??
Your eyes will water, & your lungs will burn
in the inner regions of my anus
Catastrophies churn!
Chunky, Nutty, it all feels the same
WHO LEFT THE FLOATER?
oh yeah play the blame game!


[Chorus] shouldnta ate that chili [chorus]X3

Oh damn its happinin again I ate some chili
in a hour or two I will be in agony
The paint will peel, Dogs will bark
but it will all be over with a PAINFULL FART




[Dont take this seriously I am just bored]!!!!!!!!

By John
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Got Myself the runs.....[x2]

woke up this morinin feeling like hell
step to the toilet 5minutes pass i hear
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT PUTRID SMELL?
my ass hole is burning like a vat full of acid splashed on ya face
shit and toilet paper all over the place
stomach acid and yesterdays chili
really dont mix
adding meat to that mix
damn thats the shits!

oh fuck here it comes my arshole is bout to blow
KABLOOOM...FART...BANG
I just blew off the roof of my house
the muschroom cloud like hiroshima rises past the sky

zeem zeema who the fuck shit on my beemer???
me you crazy ass psycho path bastard
INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my shit falls like its raining shards of plaster!


so fuck it im done and gone to sleep
now all the people im with gotta clean out the curtains
that mother fuckin bathrooms gonna be stinkin for weeks
so let youself be warned when I unsqueeze my cheeks
dont give me no beer and chili in one night or youll regret it for weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Got Myself the runs.....
Got Myself the runs....


By John

[Johnny H]

those are like 2years old lol my friend found them on his computer from when i wrote them at his house back in 01

[Nicki]

LOL i still have these on my com... ya sicko lol

LMFAO!!!!!!

[Johnny H]

^^^lmfao Im gona write one Called

STROKE AT 21 u scared the fuck outa me

[Nicki]

LOL well just thank ya lucky stars ya didnt wake up next to me this morning.... oh lawdy dawn of the dead eat cha heart out ;D